🐬 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin & More Wild Guides (Vol. 1) by The Oatmeal

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In Matthew Inman's "5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)", you'll dive into a world where samurai sword-wielding kittens 🐱⚔️ and hamsters obsessed with .50-caliber machine guns coexist with a hyper Tyrannosaur that’s impossible to potty-train 🦖💩. Discover why bacon 🥓 triumphs over true love, and why you might wake up to find your nephew nibbling on your toes! 😂

Inman brings these wildly imaginative scenes to life on theoatmeal.com, which launched in July 2009 and has already garnered over 82 million page views 🌐. In fact, every 15–30 seconds, someone searches Google for one of The Oatmeal’s iconic creations 🔍!

This full-color collection features 60 of Inman’s most hilarious comics and absurdly useful guides, including gems like:

• 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times 🪣
• 6 Types of Crappy Hugs 🤗
• 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You 😨
• 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat 🐾
• 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer 🍻

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing; PAP/PSTR edition (March 1, 2011)
Language: English
Paperback: 160 pages
ISBN-10: 1449401163
ISBN-13: 978-1449401160
Item Weight: 2.31 pounds
Dimensions: 7 x 0.6 x 9 inches